U.S. Bank ATM

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  This ATM is a little difficult to find, as you see this double $ pumper only gets 4 because Loyd one star had some trouble locating this gem. Anyway, take Illinois Field Express to get there, Ned Jr. gave me permission and I hereby pass that permission along to you. If Ned stops you just show him this review and I'm sure it'll be cool bruh. Go strait through the field you'll know you're in the field of mega dividends if you see a farm pond. When you cross over the third gravel road just keep going because you shoulda hooked a left at the second gravel road, go past the first barn but don't go left yet, look for the lush cornfield, you'll know when you see the corn. It's hard to miss, just so happens...it's the only cornfield in the entire state of Illinois. Actually, I'm rather certain you'll be looking for about 8 and a half rows of corn, apparently the state of Illinois decided in 2016 they had ample monetary resources and the states funds were being managed well enough for the state to move Mexico up the Mississippi River for when the entire state retires at the end of 2018. Oh yeah! That ATM will be back in East St. Louis, where it gets utilized a little more as it pours out doubling your money. No! Illinois isn't covering that tab, they know how to manage their money, that's all your money. However, it's a great functioning ATM. As for the land of the cornfield, yep that's singular, cornfield. What a fantastic state... I wish I lived there. I think I may train to become one of these "Guides" as I'm just a little unclear as to what Google will compensate this guy for this type of service.
  By Sean Brennan, October 31, 2017

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